She killed for the 1st time

See this millipede here?

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Ya, we get a lot of them crawling into the house from our garden outside.

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Anyways, I think Renee killed it's father last night. Or mother. I dunno, they all look the same to me. Ok, so maybe killed isn't really the right word to use for what Renee did. I think MAULED might be better.

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Hmmm...in fact, it could be a younger sister or brother that she killed. I didn't really see the size of it. In fact, I didn't even know my 19 month old daughter was committing murder until she came screeching happily up to me and then dumped the two-halves, intestines spilling, dead worm on my lap.

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And I was in SHORTS!!!

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So please forgive me for not taking a picture of the deceased.

I tengah hysterical!