Make a Pinata out of him

Omg, did you read the papers today???!!!

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Crazy man armed with hammer walks into a kindy and whacks children in their heads!!!

*click here*

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Okay, fine, so the news didn't say anything about the man being crazy but C'MON! Which sane man would walk around bludgeoning 6 year olds in their heads with a freaking hammer??? Only someone absolutely crazy and out of his mind can do something like that!

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I mean, why would he want to do something like that?

What can a child ever have done to him to make him so filled with anger?

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Anyways, the police are on the lookout for him now and I pray they catch him fast.

You know what they should do to punish him?

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They should tie him up and dress him up as a Pinata and then set loose a group of baseball bats-wielding 6 year olds on him.

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Hah!

If I can't even control my 18 month old girl when she's swinging her plastic hammer around at me, I definitely wouldn't wanna be caught in the same room as a bunch of 6 year olds swinging their bats at a Pinata man.