Proud but NOT vain

but then, I can't help NOT gloating about it...teehee!

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Scene 1#

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Walked into a little boutique in 1U last week to get some flip-flops and was browsing through some of them when sales girl approached me.

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"You look too young to be a mum"

"I'm not. Looks can be deceiving"

"Seriously. You look only to be 18"

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18!!!

EIGHTEEN!!!

LAPAN BELAS!!!!

SAP PAT!!!

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Boleh tak?!

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Scene 2#

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Looking at some DVDs in SS2 when a friend of the DVD guy walked in and started playing with Renee. Then she looked at me and asked...

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"Your sister arr?"

"Sister??? Hahahaa....no la, she's my daughter!"

"Haaarrrr??? Sure a not??? You so young wor"

"I'm turning 30 soon. Not young lorr"

"Haaarrrr??? 30??? I dun belief you. You look like 20 only la"

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TWENTY!!!

That's like 10 years YOUNGER than my age now!!!

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So. Damn. Happy. Can. Fly!

So you tell me la, how NOT to gloat about it right?

Hehehe!

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Ok, ok...I shall stop gloating for now.

And tell you about the CD I bought for Renee from Subang Parade few weeks back.

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It's suppose to be a compilation of the top 40 famous children nursery rhymes and it had all the songs that we grew up singing, like Baa Baa Black Sheep, Old McDonald, Rockabye Baby, ABC, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and etc etc.

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And then right, there was this song that goes like this:

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Donkey donkey, I beg you, please don't say hee-haw (hee-haw) ya, stupid donkey still sang

I shall beat you, I shall beat you, please don't say hee-haw (hee-haw)

Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, why you sing so loud? (so loud) ya, donkey talks too

I shall beat you, I shall beat you, please don't say hee-haw (hee-haw)

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SK was so frustrated with this song and he kept saying, "Already say don't say hee-haw, the donkey still wanna say"

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"That's why when you scold people, you say "STUPID DONKEY!!!", because donkeys are stupid lorr!"

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And then, there was this other song that goes like this:

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Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long

Oh, I think that's because my mother's nose is also very long

Elephant, elephant, who do you like most of all?

Oh, I think I like my mother most of all...

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I NEVER grew up to songs like that lorr...

Stupid right.

You know why?

Locally produced.